Hold Still, You Fuck! :: Songs I’d Listen to if I Were a Demented Villain by Annelise Stabenau

“I’ll send you a love letter, straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!”

A villain listening to catchy music temporarily raises a viewer's threshold for violence. You are inclined to drink more than you otherwise would and you feel exceptionally nauseous once it’s too late. This device has become a trope and it’s one of my favorites because I like feeling sick to my stomach and music.

Song to dance around in nothing but a kimono as my victims suffer in a dark well below:

"Ridin Round", Kali Uchis

Inspiration: Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Song to smoke a cigar as I hold a gun to the face of my naked lover:

"Angel Baby", Rosie & The Originals

Inspiration: Charlie’s Angels (2000)

Song to play on the radio as I slice my victim’s ear off with a rusty knife:

"Hotline Bling", Erykah Badu

Inspiration: Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Song to sing a capella as I break into my victim’s homes and terrorize them:

"Wuthering Heights", Kate Bush

Inspiration: A Clockwork Orange (1971)

Song to play in my car as my cronies hold back my victim and I kiss him and punch him like a sack of potatoes: "Just One Look", Doris Troy

Inspiration: Blue Velvet (1986)

Song to ambush my coworker and murder him with an axe:

"Kill V. Maim", Grimes

Inspiration: American Psycho (2000)

#mixtapes

 

 

 RECENT POSTS: 
 FOLLOW US: 
  • Facebook B&W
  • Instagram B&W
  • Twitter B&W
 SEARCH BY TAGS: 
No tags yet.